Remember that time you ate that spicy taco just before you went to bed on the night before the big reopening of the Charlie's Chocolate Factory? Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election. When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the scary details, but after reading "On Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now.
The dream started badly. You were in line with your family at a restaurant waiting to be sent to Hometown Buffet. Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect Jasper, looking like a crazy monkey who could eat a whole Paris.
Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "What I must do is all that concerns me, not what the people think." You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to dancing. But it wasn't easy. First you had to put on a fancy tie and suit and then you had make a snake to go back in time to the library so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the immigration.
But right there in the library there was a giant clown and it started picking at everyone. People started to run. You grabbed a pickle from a nearby Mickey and yelled "Say hello to my pickle" . Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going.
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